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New 2012 Funny Good Morning Jokes

Good Morning 2012

G= Get up early

O= Open your eyes,

O= Out of your bed,

D= Day has risen

M= Mobile beeps,

O= One message received,

R= Read and enjoy,

N= Never mind,

I= Its

N= New day to wish

G= Good Morning…

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Daddy

One childhood girl saying papa, she went to England for education. When he completed the education and went back to home then her father received him from the airport, in airport when he saw father then ran with saying hello daddy. Father said, first you saying me father now you called me daddy, then daughter answer when I called you papa then my lipstick losses.

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English

John return back to school said to mother, “Mom please come here” mother with happy O ho john you know English, tell me when I made a plain to went you foreign country then what will you say. John lot of time thinking then he runs and will out of gate. In loud voice knocked and saying to “Mom, please come here”

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Tense  

Teacher: Pupil tells me, what is this tense? I am cheating. He is cheating. You are cheating. Pupil: sir, Exam tense.

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Historical Journey

During the journey one man mind to smoking the cigarette, when he picked then setting by near person said you do not smoking in this bus. Thank you very much dear. After some time the person again made a mind of smoking then the other person said please I have to you request that here you do not smoking. Big person said o ho I have not smoking at that time and you are noise but you talked a cigarette for smoking. Big person said no sir; I have no mind of smoking I should leave the fair from the cigarette packet.

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Path an and People

Path an: One Path an is beating his sister in law very much,

People: Why is beating his sister in law?

Path an: Our sister in law is not good woman.

People: whose are know?

Path an: when, I ask, my friend whose are they talking on the phone my entire friend says, your sister in law…

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Sadder Jokes

One Sadder arrested on the base of cycle theft, but their is no any proof against the Sadder therefore judge leave the Sadder at last  Sadder is going and says to the judge that cycle has me….

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Funny Traffic Police

Traffic police out of the Ch-elan book and spoke Boy’s what is your name,”Triviality Thekepavambli Swami”, Police man closed the book and said OK, right drive the vain be carefully,

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Life is short

I always try to be together and very one, not because I am free but because I know the feeling outstanding alone…

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