Funny Text Messages and Marriage Office Short Good Jokes

Marriage Office (title)

A person went to the marriage office; the office closed and wrote a note out side the office. The office was closed 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM you thought again.

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Angry Husband (title)

Angry husband cry and said his wife. I ask that who the order of its house is.Wife said it is know that you will not happy.

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Weight Decrease (title)

Doctor: You know that the Jam weight is decrease; yesterday his weight was 120 kg, and today only 100 kg. Jam answer yes, Today I came without the make up.

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Arrange Marriage (title)

After the arrange marriage the boy said from the girl. Darling I want to hide his arrange marriage. Girl said but I shall tell my friends. Boy said, why? Girl answered, they say me, who will fool you marriage with you.

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Reason of thinking (title)

A girl said to other girl. Why does fell your hair, it is the reason of thinking, whose thinking felled the hair.

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Very Hard Sentence (title)

Teacher: Use the cats and dogs in your sentence.

Pupil: Sin, I do not know the meaning of the cats and dogs.

Teacher: It’s mean, very hard. Now make the sentence.

Pupil: Yesterday, I ran cats and dogs.

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