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Q: What is the meant by Mimi?
A: Bones without human sense.
Q: What is the ice?
A: Hard water.
Q: Why are you seeing mirror with closing eyes?
A: I should want to see that how would I like in sleeping.
Q: Why you (wives) spend much money?
A: Because you (husband’s) misers.
Q: What is the common in between knife and wife?
A: Twice knows how to beat.
Q: What is the difference between goat and husband?
A: Goat in a year only one time alters.
Q: Every broken dog why not beat?
A: Because he considers that when beat then what benefit of broken.
Q: In race how tortoise wins the race?
A: Because some errors persist in the plug of rabbit.
Q: What is the reverse or ire-reverse system in between tense and horse?
A: In horse ire reverse system not found.
Q: Cow and buffalo during the green eating normally knocked his neck in right left why?
A: Because buffalo in over weighting it can not knocked their legs.
Q: What is the difference between cat and rabbit?
A: Cat has a long tail where as rabbit has a long ear.
Q: What is the mysterious thing in elephant skin?
A: His left ear much longer where as right ear equal to left ear.
Q: Thirsty of water goes to the pool but thirsty of heart gone where?
A: There but pool should much deeper.
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