Naughty Jokes
I will do
One mother told the rights of human to her child and said after told the rights if you food put on the other food then what would you said. Son: I am sorry, Mother: Excellent! If that person with happily gave you one rupee then what would you do. Son: then I will again repeat the same work.
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Respect
Husband: “How much respect for me in your heart”
Wife: “If you will sit in the chair then I will sit on the ground”
Husband: “If I sit on the ground then what will you do?”
Wife: “Then I will sit in the whole”
Husband: “If I sit in the whole then what will you do?”
Wife (angry): “Then I will put the soul on you”
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Razz
After the marriage wife asked to the husband although when no razz is between us. Will you like to tell me that before marriage how many love to the girls. Husband seeing to the bridal with silently Bridle: sure me I will not angry.
Husband: “still seeing to the bridle face with silently”
Bridle: “what happened? I will wait for your answer”
Husband: “Oho… Be patient I am counting the girls”
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