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Kids Jokes

Avoid from swimming

In a picking point one boy was swimming in sea, whenever a board was fixed in other corner of the sea and written on it that “Avoid form swimming in sea” a government servant when passed that side and sea the boy swimming in sea then crying that time, O E Y, you do not like your life, you did not see this boar, here swimming is closed. The boy said that I am not swimming; I am trying to save my life only.

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First Time Work

A scientist success after a lot of working on his aims that in making a medicine that’s a live any dead thing. First of all that scientist left the house and threw this medicine on old president and he lived and came out of the grave then scientist asked to him. “Now however you have second time life then what you would like to work first” the old president said that first of all I will shot thirty thousand pigeon that was setting on me all the time.

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Give Permission

Customer: Maximum one hour passed by waiting the meal, until he did not prepared. Did not cocked until? Manager said: No, he is roosting but he was already cocked last Saturday / week.

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