Angry Messages and Two Good Habits Short Funny Jokes

Three Children Dreams

Three children sat and they are admiring their mother hair. First child spoke: My mother hairs are very long. Second child spoke: My mother hair are very long and touch with earth. Third child spoke: My mother hairs are magic , some time put on head and some time on the table.

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Doctor My Dog Drank the Petrol

A child runs and went to the doctor and said, Doctor my dog drank the petrol. He is running very fast . Doctor replied with comfortably, you are not worry when finish the petrol , the dog will stop him self.

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Two Good Habits

A person: You was telling that there are two good habits in you , who which?

Second person: First my mind is very good and i thankful to God . Second i am not remember that time.

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Mother and Doctor

Mother: Son! Why are you eating page?

Son: Doctor said, that eat air like foods.

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Crows Means Airplane

There were many crows flying that suddenly there was a airplane passing. A crow said to other crow, who is this bird? Who’s passed very sharply? Second said, If the fire in your tail the you will fly same.

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