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Faint and Reformer

Faint (title) Ali came at home late night and served from wife with silently came and singing a song to the son and also vibrate the circle in which child slept. “He was crying an hour” now he silent, with saw silently he was in circle or lying with me. **************************__________________________ ************************** Reformer (title) Father of Ali: You have gone to leave this cat other place. This cat is walking with you in front of you. Wife: I was left it but unfortunately I forgot the path and he not, so he was reforming me. **************************__________________________ ************************** Like me (title)

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Delivering Lecture

Replacing Name (title) Tow boys are crying in the class room that teacher came and for the punishment that you written their name hundred time. A boy will write when that second boy crying, the teacher asked the reason of this talk. Replied sir only his name John that my name is very long, Amber Ali Khan. **************************__________________________ ************************** Collection of Money (title) A police man was crying, his officer said why you are crying. Sir today my wife said bring five hundred rupees will going to shopping. Then what crying in this talk. Sir, at that time only collected

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Death Angle

In a party (title) A master invited his all friend in a party. A Young man reached the party without invite. When the party was end the people went way. The master came with the Young man and spoke sir, whose are this party very nice. Thanks you gave me his name and address therefore, after you also send to invited card his home. Said the master of the party. **************************__________________________ ************************** Death Angle (title) Doctor was checking the wards that, suddenly some things remember, he asked the nurse. What is the name of this patient? Who every time some

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Arts and Designing

Bigger Voice to All (title) Bigger voice on the door, Give me the one bread on the name of God. The master of home said, there is not bread, forgave me. Bigger, Good then gave me any clothes. Master of house, there are also not clothes. Bigger, Good, give me the dollar. Master of home said, there are not dollar for me. Bigger spoke that if there are not any things in the home then you are doing in the home, out the home and both are bagging. **************************__________________________ ************************** Holiday Calendar (title) Shopkeepers (from child) who do you wish

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Cricket Saucer and Sign For Men

Sign For Men (title)           Two fool men were traveling in the train. A fool man put the ticket on his mouth, after some time came the ticket checker and said to the fool man that check the ticket said. He signs the mouth and said you do not see that this is a ticket. Ticket checker said the second. Where are your ticket sir, I am the bring letter. **************************__________________________ ************************** Cricket Saucer (title)           Army officer (from soldier) what wants before to clear the gun? Soldier checked the number of gun. Officer: that why? Soldier; therefore clear the gun for

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Organization System

Organization System (title) A friend from his friend, the broke the pin of my comb now i shall new comb me. 2nd friend, the comb can work with out one pin, 1st said it is the last pin of his comb. **************************__________________________ ************************** Age of Women (title) Teacher: if the age of any person is 25 years then after the 25 years, how many ages? Pupil: Sir, it is difficult talk in this question. Pupil: You did not tell that whose are you asked the age the manor woman. **************************__________________________ ************************** In One Hour (title) Husband (from his wife) whose

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Online Street bagging

Superseding of Jail (title) Jailers in the end of the film to say the producer thanks from the jailers very thank for you. Jailers said, No thanks. You will always open the door in this jail for you. **************************__________________________ ************************** Street bagging (title) Husband (with angry) wife you said that things bought from the market if you take the some things bought from the street. At least what was the need to sheep a lie? Wife said with smile, you take the fish from the bazaar and said take hunt. **************************__________________________ ************************** Marriage Function (title) A beggar said from his

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Bright Sky upon the Head

Bright Sky upon the Head (title) The sky upon the head, Bright the Yellow white and red light but the car did not drive. At last duty soldier came and said very soft/slowly voice. Madam you did not like any colors from them. **************************__________________________ ************************** Hitting Without Break (title) A old man was going on the road that suddenly hit with the bicycle and old man immediately spoke. Brother, you could not use the break. The driver of cycle said, you talk the break. I hit the full cycle. **************************__________________________ ************************** For Cleaning Purchase Soap (title) A child, Uncle I

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First Animal in the World

In The Path of God (title) A miser man was very ill, the people said, you did not give any things in the path of God. No you gave some things in the path of God. Miser man said I am giving the life in the path of God and what do. **************************__________________________ ************************** What Work Do Bee and Mosque (title) Teacher: What is the difference between the bee and mosque, Pupil: Sir, both is doctor. Bee is check the patient and mosque injection to the patient. **************************__________________________ ************************** First Animal in the World (title) Teacher: Who is the animal

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Deepness of River and Man Mind Deepness

Deepness of River (title) Any man asked from a drug man who sat on the bank of river, there is how much deep water, drug man said, there is no deep. The man satisfied and jumped in the river. After some time when the man came up then people said from the drug man who near stand. What is reason , the water was not deep but our man not come back; Drug man said, really after some time my duck cross the river then I idea that the river was not deep. **************************__________________________ ************************** School System’s (title) Father you