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One Line Jokes
Ten Ladies A tense lady came into the police station and said inspector: My husband had gone out yesterday to buy potato and meat but they did not returned. I am in great trouble. The officer said after thinking: Madam I think you should cook something else. **************************__________________________ ************************** Help Line A friend asks to his friend that today, I want to marry with my cousin but I am helpless because of unemployment when she got job we will marry each other. **************************__________________________ ************************** Change Marriage A man asks to his friend that he did not change after marriage. The
Lawyer Jokes
Drama It was a lot of love between them, and settled the marriage date but one day it fought together. Girl said, “we will pass a lot of best time but now we will not live together, until when I see Ali I will loved to him and now I will marriage to Ali, you will receive your marriage ring now” The received the ring said, “Can you tell me Ali address?” Girl said with frightened, “Why? … Will you kill the Ali?” Boy said, “I am asking due to perhaps he will purchased this ring.” **************************__________________________ ************************** Wise With
Dirty Jokes
Hunt In the evening the nick came back at the fish shop. He said, please you gave me three fish who hunt today, yes, yes; shopkeeper said who did you give the fish. Yahoo, shopkeeper put the fish in his bag nick went to home, in the path nick looked the fish, and then saw, I demand you while. Yes, yes, shopkeeper spoke. If before first your wife came and said I teased to eat the while. Nick will come back to hunting fish. She will demand you then gave this fish. **************************__________________________ ************************** Style A land lord advise his
Blonde Jokes
Competition A hotel master announced that who person will eat hundred bread, I shall give ten thousand in prize. After some time a person gent to hotel and start the competition. The man is eating and eating, he ate ninety bread when the master of hotel saw this condition, he worried then he less the bread frequently on the board, after some time those person crying here is density the competition will again start. **************************__________________________ ************************** Surprised In a government office the officer insulted the clerk you are come late today. Sorry sir! I am sleeping some time today, clerk
Submit Jokes
Equality The construction company make the whole house are equal. A family shifted in a new house they make owing in their house. After some time, he received a phone call, brother he makes the owing in the wrong house and people. The master of shop said, it is impossible, you were here he. That is right we are shifted in wrong house. **************************__________________________ ************************** Satisfaction The old woman was first time traveling in the airplane, she afraid that she went the captain and asked my dear son you will fly the plane, yes mother, and captain answered. Dear son
All Guess Jokes
Over take Start the running between the car and dog. Nick asked from the jam on the speed of fifty mails are you dog running with us. James said absolutely, nick increased the speed of car. The speed was reached sixty mails per hour. You dog will back. James answered no, after some time the speed of you car ninety, James said but why, nick said, good at least your dog last, and it is not this talk. James spoke after my dog wants to over take your car. **************************__________________________ ************************** Satisfaction After the pay bill of the hotel the
Indian’s Army
Three Stupid Professors Three stupid professors were talking on a railway therefore did not know about the arrival of train. After few minutes the train whistle and they shocked and in confusion ran towards the train. Two entered in the train but one left. A man said, don’t worry sir! The next train will come soon. The professor said ok but I am worrying about those two persons who had come to stay me in the train. **************************__________________________ ************************** Air Force Job The youngster of air force was doing practice of moving down of airplane with the help of Para
New Generation
Marriage Hall A child told his teacher that tomorrow the marriage of my grand father. For this reason I can not come to school. Teacher listen this talk to ask the child why are marrying your grand father that age. Child replied they are not known that their marriage tomorrow that talk that I am doing my will. **************************__________________________ ************************** Prefer I promised you that if you passed the F.A examination then you will buy the motor cycle. If you fail in the examination at last, what are you doing whole year. Father asked his son with angry alas! I
First April fool Funny Jokes ~ Good Jokes ~ Short Funny Jokes [English|Urdu|Hindi]
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Who’s Responsible
Accounting (title) One lack not ten lack man in which not only one man will like whose behavior with their children like you. Wife said to husband only this talk of you which I likes. Husband said with satisfying you are fast in accounting. **************************__________________________ ************************** Who’s Responsible (title?) In the plait form husband said to wife if you come fast then we takes these train easily. Wife yes same answer given Next time he said if you comes late then we not wait a lot another train. **************************__________________________ ************************** Worried (title) My wife all the times worries until his