Joye last week a child was born. How are you now? “All is well with your prayers” “And what’s a name of the boy?” “Rocket” “your choice is very bad, you find another name” “Friend it’s already have a reason” “Whose reason? Let me know” “You already know that I have already two child which was born after nine month but my third last one child travel this distance only seven month, now you tell me, what name found so rocket name is best for it”

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 Next Time

The Mother of two children was marrying fourth time then her child will weep loudly but her mother punishes them that please SE don’t cry otherwise I will not come the next time.

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Twice Time

Two same shape brothers were sitting their room. One of them was weeping and other was smiling. What’s happened sons? Father told him by entering the room. “None, father smiling boy said to father because mother gave two time bath to Jon”

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“Where are you living after the marriage?” The father of girl asked to the girl husband.

Husband said “I leaves on your daughter” The boy answered with haply. “How will you make marriage?” “It is leave on you wife” “you will happy the girl?” “This is leave on you”

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Permission

A child asked to father, when I will big? When I will going out without permission to mom. Father said with innocently, son until I am not yet so big.

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Cure

One friend said to other, “friend my wife angry a lot” Other friend: “My wife also angry before this but now not now a days” First friend: “What will the cure you discover for it” Second friend: “One day he will angry then I said to her that in past these acts is normal, then he not angry again”

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A mother told to her child that whose accept my order; I gave him a beautiful prize to him. One child said immediately mom it’s injustice, mother told “How” Child said “Every month father won the prize”

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Four Thousand

A dog beat on the foot of a rural person. He went to city to take a medicine. Surgical doctor saw and told “cut this wound body for this four thousand expensive” Rural person in angry said “Dog cut me free and you are demanding four thousand rupees for cutting”

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Innocently

Child said to mother that if any person climbs up on the wall and seeing neighbors house then what would do. Mother In angry said, it’s a bad habit, if you see doing this anyone then you put the slide. Child said “Yes, I do same, now father fall on the ground so now we should get up him”

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Husband and wife settle that when ever husband loves to wife then one note of one rupee send in this box. By continue this plane that matter settle between husband and her wife, it’s a budge plane for one year, after one year when box will opened then in box ten or five rupee also found but the box should fill in one rupee not, then husband said to wife whose comes that rupees. Her wife said, every person would not like you.

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Age

One person got admission of the son in school, he understand the boy by following reasons. “Let’s see son, when Miss asked you age then tell him four year not six year, if you said six year then you will not get admission in school” That person reached the school. Miss asked to boy what your age is. Boy said with innocently “Miss! My age in home is six year; in school four year and train journey my age is three year”

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Care

One person said to miser neighbor “what’s happened?” Neighbor said “Son wear a new shoes I tell him that you climb up the slide second to second but son climb the slide one of three result leave that his pent thrown enough of his new shoes”

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One boy said to teacher, “Sir! Is this talk correct that child is the member of country and plays an important role in future” Sir answered “Surly” you listen correct. Child asked with innocently “then why the government worried increasing the member of country?”

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Dog

Once upon a time a young man listen a joke to their friend but his friend did not laugh, on this his all friend together and called him wrong, on this young man teased and said “One time I listen this joke to the dogs and they were barking that time”

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Hen

A child to his teacher, my father was saying that we will give a gift to you a hen. When teacher listen this was being very happy and waiting for hen. After passing one week when hen not came then teacher asked to the child, Son your hen not comes until. Son with innocently now it was fine.

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One child did not understand that what reason served for holiday. Al least he served the application to the teacher! “I am going to grand father marriage ceremony because of this I would not be able to come to school the next day” Teacher asked “Why are you marrying in this age?” The boy said “Sir! He would not do that but I am doing to that”

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Insurance

One person asked to insurance company servant “If I insurance to her wife, and he will die tomorrow then what will I found?” Company servant told “Surly hanging”

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Petrol

One person was telling his friend about his faithful cat, he drunk the cat patrol instead of milk. That person said as patrol went to her back he fast run and plunged to building to other and soon came to the road, and run one road to second, second to third continues. At least he fell on the road the first person asked then cat will die, second person said, no infect his petrol was ended.

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King announced that who’s brought my favorite apple I will give gold and value able things to him, if I dislike then he will swallow that thing. One Muslim brought a banana but king did not like it, so Muslim easily swallows, Hindu brought an apple but kind did not like it, so said to him swallow but Hindu weep first and then smile. When king asked the reason of him weeping then he said that it is difficult to eat but simile reason that out side English man brought a Water melon

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Doctor and Patient

Doctor: Congratulation, your medical test completed. Now you are completely fit.

Patient: What better? Before your treatment I was the king of Japan and now I am a simple person.

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 Three Children Competition

Three children were talking to each other.  First child said I will buy brown car because my father have brown hair. Second child said I will buy black car because my father have black hair. Third child said that I will buy without roof car because my father has no hair.

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One unemployment young man served to the ruler of the nation and bowed for seven times to served the salami and then demand for job, the ruler of the nation asked against his request “What do you want?” Young man once again bowed and request for job, “Sir, I am unemployment, I want to do job” to ask him “your qualifications…?” Answered “Sir, I am graduate” “Graduate son” in clear words said, “How many class you passed?” Ruler of the nation asked to secretary, “What’s matter to do with him” Secretary, “Made him siren” Ruler of the Nation, “What did do last one siren?” Secretary asked with respectfully, “Made him season judge” President, “What did do last one judge?” Secretary, “Gone him jail for two years”

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Courteously

Once upon a time, on ant was running that one mouse asked him, “Dear ant, where are you going quickly” Ant answered him, “Accident occurred between two elephant, needed them blood urgent, so am going there to give them blood”

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Lips was listing the American drama, “Stories his friends” one day I trapped the red Indian people, I saw and not saw and open the fire, one, two, three, ten, a minute, A friend rise his hand and said. “When was load his pistol? When any person trapped badly” Lips answered that time there was no wasting the time and open the firing.

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Advice

A lady was very worried and entered in the police office and said to the inspector, sir, my husband went to bazaar in the morning take the meat. Then he was not come back. I am very worry and tell me that I am doing. Officer said after some time. Baby I think you cooked the vegetable today.

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Exercise

Air force man were exercising to jump the Airplane with Para shot, last man came then officer spoke, stop and some time stay you. You did not bind your Para shot young man spoke. Nothing and never mind sir that is exercise.

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Now a day how’s your earning? “Fate is owner like on”

In your thought whose respectful in all world? “Mother prayers like heaven air”

What would you like to agree the racing parts? “Hardworking is all”

If you made a president then what would you like to do? “I am beauty and take care me”

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Incapacitated

One old person was cooking food and his old wife was used hand fan. When old man has been cooked the food and his old wife eaten, one person who seeing this matter spoke “Why did not eat the food both?” old person spoke “Indeed we have only one set of teeth”

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Interview from Driver

What is the opinion of your vain? “Drive this vain by God help” What will you like to give message to other vain driver? “You will pass this way we have no tension” If we will ask to you personal question what would you like? “Don’t tees me dear”

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