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Practical Jokes
Rocket Joye last week a child was born. How are you now? “All is well with your prayers” “And what’s a name of the boy?” “Rocket” “your choice is very bad, you find another name” “Friend it’s already have a reason” “Whose reason? Let me know” “You already know that I have already two child which was born after nine month but my third last one child travel this distance only seven month, now you tell me, what name found so rocket name is best for it” **************************__________________________ ************************** Next Time The Mother of two children was marrying fourth time
Funny Insults
Leaves “Where are you living after the marriage?” The father of girl asked to the girl husband. Husband said “I leaves on your daughter” The boy answered with haply. “How will you make marriage?” “It is leave on you wife” “you will happy the girl?” “This is leave on you” **************************__________________________ ************************** Permission A child asked to father, when I will big? When I will going out without permission to mom. Father said with innocently, son until I am not yet so big. **************************__________________________ ************************** Cure One friend said to other, “friend my wife angry a lot” Other friend: “My
Kids Jokes
Prize A mother told to her child that whose accept my order; I gave him a beautiful prize to him. One child said immediately mom it’s injustice, mother told “How” Child said “Every month father won the prize” **************************__________________________ ************************** Four Thousand A dog beat on the foot of a rural person. He went to city to take a medicine. Surgical doctor saw and told “cut this wound body for this four thousand expensive” Rural person in angry said “Dog cut me free and you are demanding four thousand rupees for cutting” **************************__________________________ ************************** Innocently Child said to mother that
Drunk Jokes
Miserable Person Husband and wife settle that when ever husband loves to wife then one note of one rupee send in this box. By continue this plane that matter settle between husband and her wife, it’s a budge plane for one year, after one year when box will opened then in box ten or five rupee also found but the box should fill in one rupee not, then husband said to wife whose comes that rupees. Her wife said, every person would not like you. **************************__________________________ ************************** Age One person got admission of the son in school, he understand the
Online Keno
Increasing in budge One boy said to teacher, “Sir! Is this talk correct that child is the member of country and plays an important role in future” Sir answered “Surly” you listen correct. Child asked with innocently “then why the government worried increasing the member of country?” **************************__________________________ ************************** Dog Once upon a time a young man listen a joke to their friend but his friend did not laugh, on this his all friend together and called him wrong, on this young man teased and said “One time I listen this joke to the dogs and they were barking that
Funny Videos
Punishment One child did not understand that what reason served for holiday. Al least he served the application to the teacher! “I am going to grand father marriage ceremony because of this I would not be able to come to school the next day” Teacher asked “Why are you marrying in this age?” The boy said “Sir! He would not do that but I am doing to that” **************************__________________________ ************************** Insurance One person asked to insurance company servant “If I insurance to her wife, and he will die tomorrow then what will I found?” Company servant told “Surly hanging” **************************__________________________
Funny Short Jokes
King Favorite Apple King announced that who’s brought my favorite apple I will give gold and value able things to him, if I dislike then he will swallow that thing. One Muslim brought a banana but king did not like it, so Muslim easily swallows, Hindu brought an apple but kind did not like it, so said to him swallow but Hindu weep first and then smile. When king asked the reason of him weeping then he said that it is difficult to eat but simile reason that out side English man brought a Water melon **************************__________________________ ************************** Doctor and
Riddles and Answers
Ruling our the Nation One unemployment young man served to the ruler of the nation and bowed for seven times to served the salami and then demand for job, the ruler of the nation asked against his request “What do you want?” Young man once again bowed and request for job, “Sir, I am unemployment, I want to do job” to ask him “your qualifications…?” Answered “Sir, I am graduate” “Graduate son” in clear words said, “How many class you passed?” Ruler of the nation asked to secretary, “What’s matter to do with him” Secretary, “Made him siren” Ruler of
Sport Jokes
Firing Lips was listing the American drama, “Stories his friends” one day I trapped the red Indian people, I saw and not saw and open the fire, one, two, three, ten, a minute, A friend rise his hand and said. “When was load his pistol? When any person trapped badly” Lips answered that time there was no wasting the time and open the firing. **************************__________________________ ************************** Advice A lady was very worried and entered in the police office and said to the inspector, sir, my husband went to bazaar in the morning take the meat. Then he was not come
Religious Jokes
Interview to Vain Driver Now a day how’s your earning? “Fate is owner like on” In your thought whose respectful in all world? “Mother prayers like heaven air” What would you like to agree the racing parts? “Hardworking is all” If you made a president then what would you like to do? “I am beauty and take care me” **************************__________________________ ************************** Incapacitated One old person was cooking food and his old wife was used hand fan. When old man has been cooked the food and his old wife eaten, one person who seeing this matter spoke “Why did not eat