One person was going to see with taking the TV and VCR. In traveling his friend meet him and said him with wonderfully “what’s happened friend?” he said “I am doing to see for dying and I will drawing with TV and VCR, my wife no miss me but that’s thing already miss”

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Dying Benefit

One woman said to other women “In paradise man having bridle but women having?” Other women said that “Her husband” When first women listen then said “what benefit of dying”

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Pain

A little child came home and said mom a pain in my legs and arms, her mother set a food on the table and said if you not eat properly then will pain. In evening little child school home work and him father came and said darling a pain in my head. The little child said I your mind will empty the already will pain.

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Sardar admission in university then professor said in lecture of first day. “Let’s see! Boy are not allow to entered in girls rooms or side, if any boy tease the girl then those boy follow the fine from university authority. If  first time any boy tease the girl then he fined 100 rupees, second time 200 and third time 500 rupees will paid to college authority” To listen this lecture Sardar stand up and spoke tell me the full year budge plane.

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Two Words Respectfully

One visitor went into the restaurant and wrote order for food in which roosted fish and two word of respectfully. Writer: Take a roosted fish and asked “and more” Visitor answered “Two word of respectfully” then the writer take mouth nearly to his ear and said do not eat the fish because it’s two days old.

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Paint

In examination hall two boys were badly disturbed to teacher because when that boys try to copy the paper then the teacher stood near them, at last the boy gone a trick and wrote some thing on the paper and hold the teacher hand when teacher read then fast gone toward the chair and set on it.

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Wife to husband; “You were talking in night sleep” Husband to wife; “I am busy in day time now you would like that I am not talk in sleeping”

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Singing a song

Husband starts singing a song then her wife quickly spoke that “when my father singing a song then all flying bird were lying” Husband said “Why? Was your died father singing a song by taking cartons in mouth”

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Reason

Judge: “Why you stolen the bicycle?”

Thief: “This bicycle was in yard land I thought its master has been died”

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Once upon a time, a child said to father for purchase the jeep, father said to child that “If you passed the exam then I will purchased the new car for you” The child said to father “then you will not purchase the car for ever”

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Wife Condoling

Wife: I am sick to day and so tired.

Husband: Oh, I was thinking for shopping.

Wife: I was being joking dear.

Husband: I was also being joking, now get up and ready the dinner.

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First

Singer complained to the neighbor. “Brother, when ever I am singing then you dog barking that time” Neighbor said “Dog is innocent because first you barking”

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Ten year old Ali was asking to Imran who was twelve years old “You were going to uncle house during the vocation, they can not teased with you.” “Never, they were very love with me and daily visit the boat swimming. In returning I come to swim.” “Why that” “They throws me into the river” “it will very difficult to you to swim from a part” “Swimming is not matter, infect main problem is leaving from the ocean”

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Teacher and pupil

Teacher: How many legs of cow?

Pupil: Sir! Only fool man can tell you this answer.

Teacher: That why I am telling you.

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Mother and Son

Mother: Son, it’s your symbol of dirty hand on the door.

Son: No dear mother, I open the door by hit the door with leg.

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One Jewish, one American and one English person went to there praying place for visit. Where, in the entire wall, a lot of gold located, when these three persons came out of this place, the English man said, “Oh! How many beautiful gold, I wished that stolen them from the wall” American said, “I stolen the gold from the wall already” Jewish said, “But, this time not in my pocket”

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Business Man

One business man was telling the first stage of life story to the press reporter, “I started the business with the supply of one faithful pigeon” Press reporter asked, “Surely?” “With how many pigeon you started your business?” Business man said, “Only one pigeon but it trained specially, Next day he returned back to home”

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A king once time gave the prize of his little officer, he said to the king, I do not like my self this prize. If prize, I can receive the war, officer expected the king give more wealth on this talk but king said are you starting for this reason.

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Not walking

A soldier was saying his mother about the war, at last his mother said, son, you run away and climbed on the tree. The trees were lessen from the officer, soldier answered.

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 Criminal

The marriage of the police inspector, he was going in the car with his friends. Inspector spoke “it is coming the bus fellow” police inspector said, that is all criminal.

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Bravely

Two army soldiers quarrel with another, both are pare sent the officer, both the coat Marshall and said get out, we are not wants to quarrel soldiers.

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Once, Muslim, Hindu and Gore to punish the hanging, First of all the wish to the Muslim to tell the last wish, he said, that pray the prayer, his last wish, if the palace bad otherwise his punish forgive. After the Muslim, the Hindu asked the last wish and fulfills his wish and that time the place is bad. And forgive the punished. At last Gore asked the wish, he spoke, you light the place before then I shall till his wish.

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Believe

The master of Newspaper asked the candidate, is you believe that you can success in the business of newspaper. Candidate spoke why not. Sir, I am driving the three years. Tongs, vain and one year, motorcycle.

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Investigation

A reporter asked the investigation officer, you got the success the criminal, yes, sir, we all know answer the officers, some unknown person came here, stole the things and go way unknown place.

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Helpless Husband: thought that we will not love and not will die.

Silence Husband: Sometimes I think that some ask to wife, and then I think silence is better.

Hard Husband: Wife not to talk me more and silence is better for you.

Home Husband: You (wife) will fall me in your eyes but you will not agree me next time.

Frightened Husband: When saw I will frighten, take a stick in hand and he will see me.

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Not Change in Life

One person said to other that “I am not change in life after the marriage… the girl whose my wife I will afraid more as before the marriage” Waiter I waited for two hour’s when served the food? Sir, cook keeper was going for wood when he will come then fresh food serve argent. “Waiter came on I cup of meat water” “Sir! We will need knife because that meat water cooks before one day.”

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Violence

One person full of vine and came in one hotel and ask to manager “to give me the keys of room No 112” Manager: “I am sorry sir, room No 112 already booked in this name Ali from Lahore” The person said “I know because my name is Ali and I closed the room inside and before sometime I gone outside from window”

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By leading the Insurance agent to agree the land lord, Land lord said to Insurance agent you are lucky, at least you will agree me by Insurance; I have been refused eight Insurance agents from morning. I know, Insurance agent said with satisfying, I am coming ninth time.

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Forget

Big brother discovered to little brother, “The question I solved you tomorrow, you saw them master?” Little brother said, No “Master said that I would not punished you by your big brother mistakes”

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Goal

Once upon a time one rural person came to city. He saw that boys were playing football and running toward the football. Rural person surprised to saw this and asked with one boy, “Why do you running toward the football?” Boy said, “For Goal” The rural person said, “it’s already Goal.”

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