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Work & Office Jokes
Sorry Police man stopped the vain and asked the driver, I say to stop but you do not stop. I am sorry sir, driver said. I am not seeing that police man is stopping me. I understood that, police man crush in my vain and crying, in this reason I did not feel the need. **************************__________________________ ************************** Reason Poet sent his poem to the editor. The poem subject “Why do I live” after some days the poem came back and write the answered you send this poem in the post. **************************__________________________ ************************** Unnecessary A new poet, a poem gave the
School Jokes
Shambling A police man stopped the truck and checked whole the truck but there was not finding any thing. Police man said you pass with me daily and daily nothing in your truck. What is the reason of this talk? Answered the truck driver, stumbling, police man to spoke, if I have not found the thing in the truck, he gave the paper to the police man and said this paper you open after my went away. Paper open the police man and steady that word, I shambling the truck. **************************__________________________ ************************** Disappear The Mind A professor entered his house,
Political Jokes
Free Medicine “O E Y you are keeping shampoo” “What is the cure of head dried?” “It is special head blade, only for sometime round and sees the result” “Head dried condition and hairs will disappear” “It is called Master special blade, saving like saving and cure like cure” **************************__________________________ ************************** Funny Talks 1. Can Ladies likes to silence? Yes! Until she makes bridle. 2. The new bridle why makes good taste food before the cook room arrange/under control? Only this hope husband will live. **************************__________________________ ************************** You’re thought Does the self-respect every thing? Yes! Without husband What is the
Men Jokes
Forgive One person journey of Planner, by journey his luggage threw here and there, after a lot of tension his luggage found, with angry the person wrote a letter to air company. But that time his angry changed to laughing. When he will received an answering letter from Air Company, in which that company promised to punish this person and thanks to him by journey in his Planner and sure that next time he will not mistakes. That person is very happy to read this letter, after reading the letter he put it to the engulf when he saw a
Kids Jokes
Avoid from swimming In a picking point one boy was swimming in sea, whenever a board was fixed in other corner of the sea and written on it that “Avoid form swimming in sea” a government servant when passed that side and sea the boy swimming in sea then crying that time, O E Y, you do not like your life, you did not see this boar, here swimming is closed. The boy said that I am not swimming; I am trying to save my life only. **************************__________________________ ************************** First Time Work A scientist success after a lot of working
Computer Jokes
Dishonest One day console r invited all the people of his era, Gust and host sat on the food table and eats the food, then one person came and said the host. I am getting late, host said, come and eat the some food. That person said I am not hungry that time. But I shall eat some food that I am not dishonest. Host said we do not use the salt in food. **************************__________________________ ************************** Saving A person reached his home and spoke his wife today, I saved two rupees. Wife asked who’s that, reason said, today I came
Bar Jokes
Efficient The dog of a person was very wise, every work perform every time, once a time both sat in the park that the end of cigarette his master, he gave the hundred rupees of his dog. Go way, took the pocket of cigarette and go back immediately. Dog gave the note and came back one hours master found the dog after one hundred saw that dog was eaten the chicken in the hotel and dog is drinking cold drink. Master said, before that you did not deceived me. I said who work you perform today the reason of this
Random Jokes
Reason A dog was very beautiful, master said to the doctor cut the ear of the dog, Doctor said with angry. He asked why you want to cut the ear of this beautiful dog. This weak my grand mother is coming my home, my dog she saw and stand him ear, my grand mother very happy and said the welcome the master of dog said. **************************__________________________ ************************** A Painter A painter was making the beautiful cottage picture, what will you doing after make the picture of my cottage, cottage master asked, its will send expectation, painter answered. here there will
The Solution of Unemployment
Advice A man called then met the wrong no any call to a general store. They did not call and spoke available here, yes, its also sugar can, right sir. Shopkeeper spoke with happy and waited to order other side answered, you cooked the sweet rice dish. **************************__________________________ ************************** Confidence A man shaving that and immediately demanded for a glass of water and he was crying. Sir you shall not run, the hair cutter said. The man spoke, I want to look that the water can stop or not in the mouth. **************************__________________________ ************************** The Solution of Unemployment I have
Difference b/t Wife and Sister in law
Difference b/t Wife and Sister in law What is the difference between wife and sister in law? The difference is same as the difference between pop music and classic music. **************************__________________________ ************************** Smoking Give me a cigarette but you said that you had left smoking, yes but I am now in its 1st stage. What do you mean? I just left to buy cigarette. **************************__________________________ ************************** Eating Food An old man was eating food and his old wife sat beside him. When he finished then his wife started eating. By seeing this man asked “Why did you not eat food