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Knock Knock Jokes

After School come in home During the period teacher asked a question to children that whose would like to gone to paradise. Every child stood up their hands but one child sitting silence. Teacher asked him the reason then child said that my mother told me that after ending the school time, come a home otherwise I will break your legs. **************************__________________________ ************************** Ant and Elephant Elephant and Ant meat in one place, Ant asked the age of the Elephant. Elephant said that I am two year old then Ant replied that I also two year old but I am

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Naughty Jokes

I will do One mother told the rights of human to her child and said after told the rights if you food put on the other food then what would you said. Son: I am sorry, Mother: Excellent! If that person with happily gave you one rupee then what would you do. Son: then I will again repeat the same work. **************************__________________________ ************************** Respect Husband: “How much respect for me in your heart” Wife: “If you will sit in the chair then I will sit on the ground” Husband: “If I sit on the ground then what will you do?”

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Stupid Jokes

Love/Live One child ask to mother, “did you know mother where goes live” mother in thinking said “I think in mouth, ear or eyes” Child said “No mother you are wrong, live always left from window” Mother asked with wonderfully but how do you know son. Child said with innocently “Tomorrow father said to the servant that my love be care fully down” **************************__________________________ ************************** Mother Today Now Mother: You know how many benefit of tape-recorded? First we should open the loud voice to the bigger brother marriage and secondly we should tease the neighbor and record their voice of

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Office Jokes

Slowly Master said to the pupil to write an essay on “Boring” topic. When next day master checked the copy of one pupil then his note book completely blank and wrote on the end of last page “It is called boring” **************************__________________________ ************************** Simple Talk One child came weeping to the mother, mother asked the reason of weeping then child said “Father was putting the nail into the wall suddenly hummer cut his hand” Mother said, “brave child does not weep in a little talk, you should smiling”  Child said to mother “I was be smiling” **************************__________________________ ************************** Neighbor Dog

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Work & Office Jokes

Sorry Police man stopped the vain and asked the driver, I say to stop but you do not stop. I am sorry sir, driver said. I am not seeing that police man is stopping me. I understood that, police man crush in my vain and crying, in this reason I did not feel the need. **************************__________________________ ************************** Reason Poet sent his poem to the editor. The poem subject “Why do I live” after some days the poem came back and write the answered you send this poem in the post. **************************__________________________ ************************** Unnecessary A new poet, a poem gave the

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School Jokes

Shambling A police man stopped the truck and checked whole the truck but there was not finding any thing. Police man said you pass with me daily and daily nothing in your truck. What is the reason of this talk? Answered the truck driver, stumbling, police man to spoke, if I have not found the thing in the truck, he gave the paper to the police man and said this paper you open after my went away. Paper open the police man and steady that word, I shambling the truck. **************************__________________________ ************************** Disappear The Mind A professor entered his house,

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Political Jokes

Free Medicine “O E Y you are keeping shampoo” “What is the cure of head dried?” “It is special head blade, only for sometime round and sees the result” “Head dried condition and hairs will disappear” “It is called Master special blade, saving like saving and cure like cure” **************************__________________________ ************************** Funny Talks 1. Can Ladies likes to silence? Yes! Until she makes bridle. 2. The new bridle why makes good taste food before the cook room arrange/under control? Only this hope husband will live. **************************__________________________ ************************** You’re thought Does the self-respect every thing? Yes! Without husband What is the

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Men Jokes

Forgive One person journey of Planner, by journey his luggage threw here and there, after a lot of tension his luggage found, with angry the person wrote a letter to air company. But that time his angry changed to laughing. When he will received an answering letter from Air Company, in which that company promised to punish this person and thanks to him by journey in his Planner and sure that next time he will not mistakes. That person is very happy to read this letter, after reading the letter he put it to the engulf when he saw a

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Kids Jokes

Avoid from swimming In a picking point one boy was swimming in sea, whenever a board was fixed in other corner of the sea and written on it that “Avoid form swimming in sea” a government servant when passed that side and sea the boy swimming in sea then crying that time, O E Y, you do not like your life, you did not see this boar, here swimming is closed. The boy said that I am not swimming; I am trying to save my life only. **************************__________________________ ************************** First Time Work A scientist success after a lot of working

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Computer Jokes

Dishonest One day console r invited all the people of his era, Gust and host sat on the food table and eats the food, then one person came and said the host. I am getting late, host said, come and eat the some food. That person said I am not hungry that time. But I shall eat some food that I am not dishonest. Host said we do not use the salt in food. **************************__________________________ ************************** Saving A person reached his home and spoke his wife today, I saved two rupees. Wife asked who’s that, reason said, today I came