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Knock Knock Jokes
After School come in home During the period teacher asked a question to children that whose would like to gone to paradise. Every child stood up their hands but one child sitting silence. Teacher asked him the reason then child said that my mother told me that after ending the school time, come a home otherwise I will break your legs. **************************__________________________ ************************** Ant and Elephant Elephant and Ant meat in one place, Ant asked the age of the Elephant. Elephant said that I am two year old then Ant replied that I also two year old but I am
Practical Jokes
Rocket Joye last week a child was born. How are you now? “All is well with your prayers” “And what’s a name of the boy?” “Rocket” “your choice is very bad, you find another name” “Friend it’s already have a reason” “Whose reason? Let me know” “You already know that I have already two child which was born after nine month but my third last one child travel this distance only seven month, now you tell me, what name found so rocket name is best for it” **************************__________________________ ************************** Next Time The Mother of two children was marrying fourth time
Funny Insults
Leaves “Where are you living after the marriage?” The father of girl asked to the girl husband. Husband said “I leaves on your daughter” The boy answered with haply. “How will you make marriage?” “It is leave on you wife” “you will happy the girl?” “This is leave on you” **************************__________________________ ************************** Permission A child asked to father, when I will big? When I will going out without permission to mom. Father said with innocently, son until I am not yet so big. **************************__________________________ ************************** Cure One friend said to other, “friend my wife angry a lot” Other friend: “My
Naughty Jokes
I will do One mother told the rights of human to her child and said after told the rights if you food put on the other food then what would you said. Son: I am sorry, Mother: Excellent! If that person with happily gave you one rupee then what would you do. Son: then I will again repeat the same work. **************************__________________________ ************************** Respect Husband: “How much respect for me in your heart” Wife: “If you will sit in the chair then I will sit on the ground” Husband: “If I sit on the ground then what will you do?”
Sick Jokes
Missing One person was going to see with taking the TV and VCR. In traveling his friend meet him and said him with wonderfully “what’s happened friend?” he said “I am doing to see for dying and I will drawing with TV and VCR, my wife no miss me but that’s thing already miss” **************************__________________________ ************************** Dying Benefit One woman said to other women “In paradise man having bridle but women having?” Other women said that “Her husband” When first women listen then said “what benefit of dying” **************************__________________________ ************************** Pain A little child came home and said mom a
Kids Jokes
Prize A mother told to her child that whose accept my order; I gave him a beautiful prize to him. One child said immediately mom it’s injustice, mother told “How” Child said “Every month father won the prize” **************************__________________________ ************************** Four Thousand A dog beat on the foot of a rural person. He went to city to take a medicine. Surgical doctor saw and told “cut this wound body for this four thousand expensive” Rural person in angry said “Dog cut me free and you are demanding four thousand rupees for cutting” **************************__________________________ ************************** Innocently Child said to mother that
Stupid Jokes
Love/Live One child ask to mother, “did you know mother where goes live” mother in thinking said “I think in mouth, ear or eyes” Child said “No mother you are wrong, live always left from window” Mother asked with wonderfully but how do you know son. Child said with innocently “Tomorrow father said to the servant that my love be care fully down” **************************__________________________ ************************** Mother Today Now Mother: You know how many benefit of tape-recorded? First we should open the loud voice to the bigger brother marriage and secondly we should tease the neighbor and record their voice of
Love Jokes
Full budge of one year Sardar admission in university then professor said in lecture of first day. “Let’s see! Boy are not allow to entered in girls rooms or side, if any boy tease the girl then those boy follow the fine from university authority. If first time any boy tease the girl then he fined 100 rupees, second time 200 and third time 500 rupees will paid to college authority” To listen this lecture Sardar stand up and spoke tell me the full year budge plane. **************************__________________________ ************************** Two Words Respectfully One visitor went into the restaurant and wrote
Drunk Jokes
Miserable Person Husband and wife settle that when ever husband loves to wife then one note of one rupee send in this box. By continue this plane that matter settle between husband and her wife, it’s a budge plane for one year, after one year when box will opened then in box ten or five rupee also found but the box should fill in one rupee not, then husband said to wife whose comes that rupees. Her wife said, every person would not like you. **************************__________________________ ************************** Age One person got admission of the son in school, he understand the
Blackjack Casino Jokes
Free Time Safe Wife to husband; “You were talking in night sleep” Husband to wife; “I am busy in day time now you would like that I am not talk in sleeping” **************************__________________________ ************************** Singing a song Husband starts singing a song then her wife quickly spoke that “when my father singing a song then all flying bird were lying” Husband said “Why? Was your died father singing a song by taking cartons in mouth” **************************__________________________ ************************** Reason Judge: “Why you stolen the bicycle?” Thief: “This bicycle was in yard land I thought its master has been died” **************************__________________________ **************************